Posts by Sirius Dogma

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Who here does NOT own a bible?

by unbeliever in

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when people find out i don't own a bible they can barely believe it.

my friend thinks i am the only person on the planet who does not own some type of bible.

i don't think that is the case.

Sirius Dogma

Ok so most people on this thread CAN'T read.

I do NOT own a bible either unbeliever.

SD

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Why do Jehovah's Witnesses contemplate suicide?

by Sirius Dogma in

here is an excerpt from an article i was reading.. you can read the full and much longer version here.. http://www.jwinfoline.com/documents/death/suicide.htm.

a problem common among jehovah's witnesses is the feeling that they are not going to make it to live past armageddon.

even though they keep a rigorous schedule of activities designed to earn them a righteous standing with jehovah, the witnesses themselves are keenly aware that they fall far short of the perfect standard set by god.. why do so many jehovah's witnesses consider suicide at one time or another?

Sirius Dogma

Here is an excerpt from an article I was reading.. You can read the full and much longer version here.

http://www.jwinfoline.com/Documents/death/suicide.htm

A problem common among Jehovah's Witnesses is the feeling that they are not going to make it to live past Armageddon. Even though they keep a rigorous schedule of activities designed to earn them a righteous standing with Jehovah, the Witnesses themselves are keenly aware that they fall far short of the perfect standard set by God.
Why do so many Jehovah's Witnesses consider suicide at one time or another? The Watchtower has made surviving Armageddon a major goal for every Jehovah's Witness, but it is not an easy goal. The Society teaches that only faithful Jehovah's Witnesses qualify to survive Armageddon but faithfulness is not good enough unless one finishes completely faithful. Any slacking off before Armageddon may disqualify you. The entire world including disqualified Jehovah's Witnesses will be killed by such things as earthquakes, fire, hailstones, lightning and floods. According to the Watchtower, everyone alive on earth at the time of Armageddon who is not a faithful Jehovah's Witness will be executed by Jehovah God and will never see a resurrection. But what about people who have died before Armageddon? The Watchtower's teaching is that everyone who dies before Armageddon, aside from Jehovah's Witnesses who have been expelled from the Watchtower Society, will go into the common grave of mankind and all will be resurrected onto paradise earth to have a second chance. That means that all Jehovah's Witnesses and non-Jehovah's Witnesses alike get a second chance as long as they die before Armageddon.

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Adult content: Keep your Jesus off my *****

by Sirius Dogma in

a funny and peculiar song i found today about keeping religious law out of secular law.. .

some will be offended by this, my advice, don't click the link.

i think most here who don't take things too seriously will enjoy it.

Sirius Dogma

Glad you enjoyed it.

BTW This song is not an attack against the man know as Jesus... Here are the lyrics. Enjoy.

Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis ©2004 Eric Schwartz

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you

Well I'm frickin' sick and tired
Of turning on the news
And seeing the religious right's
Ungodly fight to take our right to choose
When to bear our children
Who to love and how
Education and protection
If we're just practicing for now
So dubya look obey a book
If that's what works for you
But I don't tell you how to pray
So don't tell me how to screw

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you

So you?re screaming bloody murder
'Bout the taliban regime
For subjugating women
And being too extreme
And basing legislation
On some ancient holy book
Does that sound a bit familiar?
Here's a mirror, have a look

And as for the ten commandments
They need one more at least
Thou shall never cover up
The acts of pervert priests
How'd they let that happen
Unless they just abhor us
Well anyway it adds
Another layer to the chorus

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you

So you'll execute a person
And protect a single cell
But mercy-kill the terminally ill
And you're goin' straight to hell
I don't know much about
The word of God
Far be it from me
But I can tell you what it ain't
Hypochristianity

I am not anti-Christian
Before you grab a rope
There is beauty in religion
And joy and love and hope
We're all looking for an answer
Some colossal cosmic cause
But who the fuck are you
To turn your views into my laws?
It's just believers in the bible
That would have abortion banned
Anti-choice agnostics?
I could count?em on one hand
And as for killing babies
I have but one retort
If someone raped your daughter George
You'd beg her to abort

And if some young girl from your church
Shows up with child or some infection
?Cuz you taught her what a horrid sin
It was to use protection
One day you'll face the pearly gates
And whatchu gonna say
When that long-haired Jewish peacenick
Sends your ass the other way sayin?

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
I've had it up to here
With all the biblibile you spew
Keep your Jesus off my penis
(at least that's what I would do)
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you
That's if'n you want me to

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Do you let spiders live in your home?

by Elsewhere in

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i have one or two little spiders that i noticed living in my home... but i don't get rid of them hoping that they will keep the other bugs out.. does anyone else do this?.

Sirius Dogma

Spiders? If I see them inside, I just relocate them outside. I live in the city and no bug is stupid enough to live here anyway, besides a few flies.

I think spiders are really unique animals. A marvel of evolution and a species the robotics industry is learning much from and still has much to learn.

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Aloha from Maui

by Puternut in

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hey everyone, .

we have arrived in maui.

the weather is 86 f and sunny.

Sirius Dogma

Congrats Puternut!

Have fun and let me know if you know anyone who is hiring out there.

SD

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Self-Respect Test

by Lady Lee in

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hmmm i'm on a roll tonight.

the self-respect test.

http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/self_respect.html

Sirius Dogma

85%.. not bad. what is that like a B in Self-Respect 101.

SD

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Adult content: Keep your Jesus off my *****

by Sirius Dogma in

a funny and peculiar song i found today about keeping religious law out of secular law.. .

some will be offended by this, my advice, don't click the link.

i think most here who don't take things too seriously will enjoy it.

Sirius Dogma

A funny and peculiar song I found today about keeping religious law out of secular law.

Some will be offended by this, my advice, don't click the link. I think most here who don't take things too seriously will enjoy it. He makes some good points and the song is very clever. I got a good laugh out of it. I hope you enjoy it too.

http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/keep_your_jesus_off_my_penis.wmv

edited to include "Adult content" warning, and highlight SD's warning in the original post ~ Scully

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Rated R movies.....

by candidlynuts in

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how old were you when you saw your first rated r movie?.

i was 30 lol it was a movie called crazy people i think .. with dudley moore and daryl hannah.

and boy did i feel guilty back then.. i mean they said the f word in that movie!!

Sirius Dogma

I think the first rated R movie I saw was "Action Jackson" when I was 15 on video. My friend had taped it from HBO at his uncles house and smuggled it back home like it was the friggin hope diamond. I still remember the joy of seeing Vanity's(she was princes' girlfriend) boobies in full motion. ahhh, to be young again.

SD

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The Time Travel Tale of John Titor -- Brilliant Internet Hoax?

by Country Girl in

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if any of you are bored and want to read a very fascinating tale of what i think is one of the more interesting internet hoaxes, there is the story of john titor.

the web site says:

"although there is debate over the exact date it started, on november 02, 2000, a person calling themselves timetravel_0, and later john titor, started posting on a public forum that he was a time traveler from the year 2036.

Sirius Dogma

From my limited understanding of string theory, there is no way to tell whether or not he was a hoax or was totally legitimate. If he did travel back in time and start saying these things he would have to travel to an alternate and parrelel universe, not his own. In his own universe no such thing happened so going back would create a paradox and that can't happen as I understand it, it would be another universe. Not only that, but the universe he returned to would not be his own. But what the hell do we know. And from what I remeber, he said some things were different, so he likely was never from our universe in the first place. At worst it is a great theoretical story with mostly sound theorys behind it, very hard to disprove what he says.

Here is a better explanation:

http://science.howstuffworks.com/time-travel6.htm

Problems with Time Travel If we are ever able to develop a workable theory for time travel, we would open up the ability to create very complicated problems called paradoxes. A paradox is defined as something that contradicts itself. Here are two common examples:
Let's say, for the sake of argument, that you could travel back to a time before you were born. The mere fact that you could exist in a time before you were born creates a paradox. If you were born in 1960, how could you exist in 1955?
Possibly the most famous paradox is the grandfather paradox. What would happen if a time traveler went back and killed one of his or her ancestors before the traveler was born? If the person killed his or her grandfather, then how could that person be alive to go back and kill his or her grandfather? If we could change the past, it would create an infinite number of paradoxes.
Another theory regarding time travel brings up the idea of parallel universes, or alternative histories. Let's say that you do travel back to meet your grandfather when he was a boy. In the theory of parallel universes, you may have traveled to another universe, one that is similar to ours, but has a different succession of events. For instance, if you were to travel back in time and kill one of your ancestors, you've only killed that person in one universe, which is no longer the universe that you exist in. And if you then try to travel back to your own time, you may end up in another parallel universe and never be able to get back to the universe you started in.
The idea here is that every action causes the creation of a new universe, and that there are an infinite number of universes that exist. When you killed your ancestor, you created a new universe, a universe that was identical to your own up until the time you changed the original succession of events.

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do you believe only the jw's will be saved? from official wtbs website.

by candidlynuts in

do you believe that you are the only ones who will be saved?

many millions who have lived in centuries past and who were not jehovah's witnesses will come back in a resurrection and have an opportunity for life.

many now living may yet take a stand for truth and righteousness before god's time of judgment, and they will gain salvation.

Sirius Dogma

do you believe only the jw's will be saved? from official wtbs website.

LOL. LOL. wait.. wait. ROFL. OMFG.. LOL.. ok. ok. ROFLMAO. OMFG it hurts.. LOL. wait. LOL... etc...